Upon seeing Mardi Gras....

"...You know who loves me? Strippers. Until I run outta singles, then they stop stripping me..."

I don't drink often...

but when I do, watch out for some bizarre texts!

I'm so fu0kibg gammeredM

Nit at the mnoment! Iu weill vall if needed.

Ab bie! I'm hammetef!

I won't be driving tonight. Thsnlk you . That was from sarah.

LOVes Thebes